Transcript for 1x06 THE PICKLED FAIRY OF POSSIBILITY

The following is an annotated transcript of episode #1383659 of The Infinite Now. Originally broadcast from outside of space-time to Earth, June 30th 2015. Despite the recurring "accidents" that destroyed a majority of the intercepted Infinite Now recordings, this recording still survives. Listen to it here.

TIMESCANNER: Jose Moldonado of Gualdalajara recently found a Fairy while picking guava fruit. The fairy died shortly after he captured it so he pickled it.

It could be a hoax, but I prefer to think about it like this

If our universe is infinite, then anything that can exist will exist, which means that everything we can imagine will exist somewhere out there. As our universe expands and exhausts all rational possibilities, there will be a point at which all reason will break down so that it can get to all the unreasonable phenomena that must happen eventually.

The universe has a checklist longer than it's own circumfrence and every time something crazy happens it runs a sharpee through another bullet point.

Fairy found, pickled.

(The sound of a felt tipped marker crossing off those last words in black ink.)

CRYSTAL: This has been and will always be The Infinite Now.

(Temporal static.)

Transmission complete.